Special thoughts special edition

1. I have named our homestead "Stickamucka" from the Iroquois Indian translation: many many many many sticks, which is what is always covering my backyard lawn. More than just could have fallen off the trees, neighbors must come and deposit them there when I'm out.

2. I was at the grocery store and I saw this teenager wearing his pants so low that the waistband must have been mid-thigh, his punk-ass covered by a long shirt. To show these punk kids whom is really cool once and for all, I will henceforth be wearing my pants completely loose and laying down around my ankles. Beat that.

3. It certainly is more palatable to be paying $2.50 a gallon for gas for my lawnmower. Dropping $25-30 bucks to fill a gas can for my frickin' lawnmower really burned my butt.